Some things never change.
Haru? Sorry, but can you get me a towel?
They can smash your cookie, but you’ll always have your f o r t u n e.
Vine by kira craic
// so i get an email notification on my phone saying someone asked a question and i get all hyped like “wow YES SOMEONE ASKED ME A THING YATTA” but it turns out my fucking “friends” gemiblu and circusdreamerr are spamming the shit out of my inbox and they dont stop coming
this is me answering all of them at once with the same answer:
My job here is done
is this canon
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.
Who writes the history books?
- my baby
- my husband
- my son
- let me ride you
- this motherfucker
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald